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“Honestly,” Penelope Kay told me, soon after we started our chat, “I just love cum. A lot. It's very rewarding and satisfying.” It was the kind of conversation starter you can't really move back from. Once we'd established that Penelope was, in her own words, a “happy, horny slut”, the interview could only get freakier. Take our discussion on Penelope's taekwondo lessons, for example. Maybe other interviewers would have handled it differently, but I got the babe out of her shorts to show off her kicks and maybe a nice flash of camel toe. Sports Illustrated might use that to segue into a Q&A on martial arts poomsae and patterns, but your old pal ThePornDude took it straight to Penelope's masturbatory and porn preferences. “I just watch orgies and gangbangs,” she said with a giggle. Penelope stroked a magic lamp next, but she granted one of our wishes before making her own, unveiling a heart-shaped bush as she revealed her heart's desires.